one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs and it was really wet and heavy so they unrolled it to let it dry and a dead body fell out
I’M NOT SHITTING YOU
what if swedes suddenly started to be as patriotical on tumblr as americans
[free health care intensifies]
Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.
"Here in town, there is only one she, who is beautiful as me."
Oh my gosh.
Trying to explain that I’m not wearing thin sweaters because I can’t handle 70 degrees, but it because it’s cool enough to wear the other 90% of my closet comfortably and not overheat.
*Greasy haired teenager in a Led Zeppelin shirt voice* A laptop isn’t an instrument
because everyone needs more steve buscemi in their lives
In honour of Steve Irwin. — "Yeah, I’m a thrill seeker, but crikey, education’s the most important thing."
Stephen Robert ”Steve" Irwin (22 February 1962 – 4 September 2006), nicknamed “The Crocodile Hunter”.
"If there’s one thing that I, Steve Irwin, would wanna be remembered for, it’s be remembered for passion and enthusiasm. Conservation is my job, my life, my whole persona.”
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